There is a Land Called Douche Bagastan
They make ball gags for a reason
This shirt transforms to a cum rag at 2:00AM
Wagging My Tail Is How I Say Hello
We're all brave until
What Doesn't Kill You
What the animal says
What's Under My Kilt?
When I look in the mirror I see a unicorn
When in doubt
Who Left The Bag of Idiots Open?
Yet Despite The Look On My Face You Are Still Talking
You have been a bad cub
You me walkies?
You will do
You'd look good on the end of my leash
Your Words On A Shirt